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Showing posts with label coming soon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coming soon. Show all posts

Hmm. WordPress, here I come. Again.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

I think I might be changing back to a privately hosted WordPress format. I haven't decided for sure yet.

(Which, of course, as we all know means I HAVE decided to do it, but I just haven't slotted it into my massive to-do list yet.)

Yes, yes, I know. For years, I've been a "Blogger is da-shizzle" kind of gal. And I still believe that.

Here's the thing, I had, for years, several reasons for switching back to and using Blogger. And, I STILL think that Blogger is a better alternative than most of the "freebie" sites out there. For starters, there are a shit-ton of freebie templates available for it that you can customize to your heart's content, without having to pay Google/Blogger for the privilege of doing so. I think it's FAR better for an author to stake their URL for their pen name and point it at a Blogger blog than to do anything else with it if their budget is limited. If you can't scrape the cost together of three Starbucks venti drinks to register one .com URL through Godaddy, then I really can't help you with your brand.

And no, this isn't a delayed reaction to the uproar a few months back about Google going after certain "adult" sites (which, really, had nothing to do with erotica authors' sites, they were targeting pay-per-click porn advertisers).

When I jumped off the self-hosted WP platform a few years back, one of the top reasons for me doing so was that I honestly didn't have the time to keep up with security updates. It was a pain in the ass. I was constantly battling to stay one step ahead of hackers. But now, there are so many WP-dedicated hosts out there who do all that stuff for you, for a very reasonable monthly fee, with few/no limits on bandwidth, it doesn't make sense not to look at all the options.

Also, I'm in the process of creating reader guides for my Triple Trouble series and my Suncoast Society series. I want the ability to self-host the downloads, as well as things like my printable book list, without having to depend on other third-party sites for those downloads.

I was happy with Yahoogroups supplying that kind of support, but now they've fucked up beyond all recognition changed how Yahoogroups is set up, and I'd rather have teeth pulled without the benefit of anesthesia than not deal with them. I'm also looking into alternatives for my newsletter/update list, which I could potentially piggyback onto a WP hosting installation.

Another thing is that I'm getting more and more readers emailing me that they can't access my site from work because I've got it tagged as adult in Blogger's system, meaning you get that click through splash screen when you first jump on it in a session. While yeah, some of my content on here isn't necessarily work safe or kid safe, it's not pictures of nekkid people doing stuff you wouldn't want displayed in your living room in mixed company, if you know what I mean. In the grand scheme of things, it's relatively tame. But to keep from running afoul of Blogger's guidelines, I had no problem setting the tag as "adult."

Basically, this is all just a heads-up kind of notice, that if you start seeing changes, or you show up here one day and it's all...different, you'll know why. LOL  So let the cyber-construction/renovations begin!

Blurb for Triple Trouble 6

Friday, December 6, 2013
Right now, it looks like my tentative release date for A Wolf in the Fold (Triple Trouble 6) will be January 27th. Woot!

Today, I turned in the cover form, and here's the long blurb for the book:

Cockatrice, wolfotes, and dragons, oh, my. All Elain wants this Christmas is for life to settle down and give her a break so she can enjoy her three hunky wolf shifter hubbies Ain, Brodey, and Cail, as well as her extended family.

Fat chance of that. Current events are woven from ancient vengeance. The future of the new mega-Clan, and lives of countless innocents, hinge upon the Triad of Elain, Lina, and Mai untangling threads from the tapestry of the past.

Fate's a real bitch...but so is Elain. She isn't a wolf to be trifled with, especially where loved ones are concerned. It's time for her to embrace her heritage and her destiny, and she's determined to do so with open paws. With lives on the line, Elain must dig deeper than ever before and figure out how to walk her new path, or risk losing everything when she discovers lurking amongst them A Wolf in the Fold.

If you have never read the first book in the series (technically the fourth if you count the prequels) Trouble Comes in Threes, it's available at a discount from Siren-BookStrand. Click here.

The reading order for the complete series is as follows:

  1. Boiling Point (Tasty Treats, Vol. 3) (Prequel) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  2. Steam (Prequel) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  3. Fire and Ice (Prequel) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  4. Trouble Comes in Threes (Book 1) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  5. Storm Warning (Book 2) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  6. Three Dog Night (Book 3) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  7. Triple Dog Dare (Book 4) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  8. Out of Smoke and Ashes (Book 5) - Buy from Siren-BookStrand | Amazon | Nook | Kobo
  9. A Wolf in the Fold (Coming 1/27/14)
(Note: The print versions of books 1 and 2, Trouble Comes in Threes and Storm Warning, are available as one compendium volume.) Most of the books are also available through other third-party vendors like Apple, Sony, and Google.

Also, if you're on Facebook, I have a Facebook page for the Triple Trouble series where I share stuff specifically related to the series. :) (Right now we're looking at pics of guys in kilts. LOL)

https://www.facebook.com/TripleTroubleSeries

Coming Soon: Triple Trouble 6, and other stuff.

Monday, December 2, 2013
So spent a crazy week last week with the Thanksgiving holiday making my deadline on Saturday. But, I did it. Triple Trouble 6 (tentatively titled "A Wolf in the Fold" as long as the publisher doesn't ask for a new title) is submitted to Siren. Yay!

You know, there are three kinds of books. There are books that just seem to fall out your ass (Hope Heals and The Reluctant Dom were such books) easy as in the plots are there, the characters are eager to drag you along, all you have to do is try to type fast enough to keep up with them. There are books that...well, need a little push, a little effort. They need some coaxing (or regular doses of mental fiber).

Then there are books that are the mental equivalent of trying to pass a concrete block.

Sideways.

Yeeeeaaahhhh.

Mentally, it's about the same kind of pain.

A Wolf in the Fold was that kind of book. I had the DAMN THING WRITTEN. I really did. But I didn't submit it, because I was like, hmm. Believe me, I am my own first and worst critique. If I'm not happy with a book, I don't submit it. It's not even that I wasn't "happy" with it, it's just the characters were sitting there, tapping their feet at me, and giving me dirty looks.

So I took a second look at it, and that's when the characters started talking up a storm at me, changing things, adding things. It came in over 120k words (more than double the original length). I ended up taking out a couple of plot points that I'd originally thought the focus was on, and have moved them into the next book. That's when Elain (the main focal heroine) really started to shine and her true story came out.

It's still sort of the same book it was before, only it's fuller and better. There were some minor things I really didn't pick up before that were brought out in the revision that once Elain started going down that road, I realized, yeah, that's the way this should be. I don't think I listened well enough the first time around.

You'll hear me and other writers joke about "the voices," but for me, yeah, that's kind of what it is. I "see" books as movies and write them. I tend to "view" the scenes several times, from several points of view, back and forth, rewinding it and fast-forwarding it until I'm happy with it and write it. In that process, I can filter through the extraneous and not write that. Most of the time, that works, the characters are happy with what I did, end of story (haha).

Not this time. This is why you should not be in a rush to submit (or self-publish) a book. Sometimes, books need a little percolating before they're ready. I'm not saying all books should take twenty years to write (*cough*Out of the Darkness*cough*) but you don't want to be tossing your NanoWriMo books up on Kindle by next week, either.

Anyhoo.

I hope if you're in the US you had a safe and happy Thanksgiving (or a good week if you're elsewhere).

My current WIP in the mental grinder is book 7 in my Suncoast Society BDSM series. I can tell you it's a MF, the hero is Det. William Thomas, who appeared as a minor character in Pinch Me, and that I'm 1.7k into it and already crying as I tried to summarize the plot to Hubby tonight.

Sooo...

Yeah.

(No, nobody dies, don't worry.)

I have warned him that if he hears crying, sniffling, wailing, whatever from my office that he is NOT to interrupt me. Actually, I'm very weird about that. I don't like to cry in front of him for writing-related stuff. (That's just me, not anything to do with him. Yes, I'm weird. I get that.) He was still working when I wrote The Reluctant Dom, so I either did the worst of it while he wasn't home, or after he went to bed. One night he got up at around 3 a.m. walked out and saw me sobbing and pounding away at my laptop, asked, "The Reluctant Dom?" I just nodded and he turned around and went back to bed. LOL I'm just very self-conscious about it when I write, I always have been. Laugh my ass off? Yes. Cry in front of someone while writing? I hate doing that.

I haven't settled on a title yet, but I'm strongly leaning toward Broken Toy, which relates to something the heroine says at one point, as well as relates to something that happens in the book. Not sure if that will be my final title or not. (Yes, I can write a book without settling on the title first. I've had books where I finally had to make myself come up with a title when it was time to submit it. LOL)

So that's where I'm at right now. Bleacke Shifters 2 (case in point, I'm still waffling on titles) is in edits. Yes, there will be a book 7 and beyond in my Triple Trouble series, at least 3 or 4 more books. And don't worry, I was looking at my idea notebook and I've got at least 12 good ideas for future Suncoast Society books, and I'm sure more will come to me. Will be working on more Good Will Ghost Hunting books since Ryan Ausar makes another small guest appearance in Triple Trouble 6 and it jump-started some stuff for that series.

What are you all up to lately? LOL

Available for pre-order: Porpoisefully Yours (Placida Pod 4)

Monday, November 11, 2013
Woot! The latest book in my Placida Pod dolphin shifter series is now available for pre-order. Porpoisefully Yours releases on 11/22 from Siren-BookStrand. It's also my fiftieth book with Siren-BookStrand (if you consider all four of my pen names)!

http://www.bookstrand.com/porpoisefully-yours

Blurb:

[Siren Everlasting Classic ManLove: Erotic Alternative Paranormal Romance, M/M, shape-shifters, sex toys, HEA]

The Samhain superpod is over, but Sean Morita isn’t convinced Erik’s dead. Sean and Emery Nadel are settling into their new home for their first Christmas together, and Sean wants to make it a great one. It should be a happy occasion, but then tragedy strikes another pod, changing their own lives forever.

Emery won’t publicly admit his doubts that Erik’s gone for good. For the time being, he wants to focus on his new responsibilities as the Placida Pod’s Alpha. But how will he and Sean handle the toughest challenge of all—parenthood?

The past returns in an unexpected way, testing the strength of the extended Nadel family and bringing the pod and friends together like never before. Now it’s left to Sean to dig deep inside himself and stand alone to protect everything he holds dear in a desperate showdown that will either rip them apart forever, or finally bring them peace and healing.

A Siren Erotic Romance

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The other three books in the Placida Pod series are:

And Wyatt's book (the alligator shifter) is in progress. :)

More Placida Pod on the way & a shiny new cover.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Two Placida Pod updates for you today. :)

First, I have a shiny new cover for Without Porpoise (Pladica Pod 3), which is coming 10/28 from Siren-BookStrand.

Blurb:

Sean is settling in as Emery’s mate as the Samhain superpod grows near. They are helping with the preparations, but there’s still a murderous dolphin shifter on the loose, forcing everyone to take precautions. Emery’s dad will appoint him the new pod Alpha during the celebrations…as long as everything goes according to plan.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t. Erik’s still scheming to ruin Emery for rejecting him in favor of picking a human as his mate. He throws in his lot with a dangerous Mexican pod intent on taking over the Placida Pod as a way to smuggle drugs into the country.

Now Sean and Emery are faced with joining forces with their wide network of friends, as well as the dolphins’ natural enemies, to try to rescue their abducted fathers. Will they be able to keep their families and the pod from being cruelly ripped apart, or can they rescue the men before the pod is left Without Porpoise?

And... *drumroll*

I received the email from Siren today that they've accepted the fourth book in the series, Porpoisefully Yours, and will be publishing it sometime in November. So stay tuned for more information on that. Book four will overlap a little with book six in my Triple Trouble series (coming soon), and there will be a fifth book in the Placida Pod series that covers Wyatt's story and deals with an event that happens "off-stage" between books three and four.

If you haven't read the first two books yet, they're available in e-book format, as well as in print. (The print version combines books 1 and 2 into one volume.)

Book 1 - Accidentally on Porpoise
Book 2 - Porpoiseful Intent

"Hope Heals" available for pre-order.

Thursday, September 12, 2013
 Hope Heals (mfm) was just posted on BookStrand's site for pre-order:

http://www.bookstrand.com/hope-heals

Blurb:

[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA]

Sarah’s world shatters when her husband is killed in the wreck that injures her young son, Jason. Worse, Sarah discovers painful betrayals that make remaining in New York City with her hateful mother-in-law impossible. Moving home to Florida to live with her widowed father is their only option.

You can go home again, but it’s not the home she remembers. The hunky next door neighbors are also her new employers, cousins Sam and Pete Hope. She went to school with the men, but they’re all grown up. It’s soon clear they have their sights set on winning her heart.

Unfortunately, her mother-in-law doesn’t give up quite so easily. She’s determined to get Sarah and Jason back to New York by any means necessary. Despite an escape-artist steer nicknamed Moodini, asshole ninja assassin pet goats, and learning how to love again, Sarah rebuilds her and Jason’s lives and soon discovers that, just maybe, two Hopes can heal her heart better than one.

Note: There is no sexual relationship or touching for titillation between or among cousins.

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

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You can read an excerpt for Hope Heals on the BookStrand site, too. :)

Cover reveal: Hope Heals (mfm)

Monday, August 19, 2013
Thanks to everyone for the love and support. I called our vet and made the appointment to take Scudder in tomorrow afternoon. My son wants to be there when we do it.

At least one happy thing happened today. I just received my cover for Hope Heals, and it gave me a desperately needed laugh.

Yes, a reader has already pointed out it's a cow, not a steer.

No, I'm not asking them to change it. I'm too tickled at the fact that they included the tennis ball and the goat. LOL

Blurb:

Sarah’s world shatters when her husband’s killed in the wreck that injures her young son, Jason. Worse, Sarah discovers painful betrayals that make remaining in New York City with her hateful mother-in-law impossible. Moving home to Florida to live with her widowed father is their only option.

You can go home again, but it’s not the home she remembers. The hunky next door neighbors are also her new employers, cousins Sam and Pete Hope. She went to school with the men but they’re all grown up. It’s soon clear they have their sights set on winning her heart.

Unfortunately, her mother-in-law doesn’t give up quite so easily. She’s determined to get Sarah and Jason back to New York by any means necessary. Despite an escape-artist steer nicknamed Moodini, asshole ninja assassin pet goats, and learning how to love again, Sarah rebuilds her and Jason’s lives and soon discovers that, just maybe, two Hopes can heal her heart better than one.

"Pinch Me" for pre-order, "Hope Heals" release date.

Monday, August 12, 2013
Woot! It's a great Monday. :)

Pinch Me just went up for pre-order on the BookStrand site today: http://www.bookstrand.com/pinch-me

Blurb:

[Siren Sensations: Erotic Consensual BDSM Romantic Suspense, spanking, paddling, cropping, sex toys, HEA]

Laura Spaulding awakes in a hospital following a vicious attack that has stolen her memories of the past. All she has to go on are the strong emotions she instinctively feels for close friends and her fiancé, Rob.

Rob Carlton is more than just Laura’s fiancé—he’s also her Master. But how can he tell her she’s his slave when he has to win her love all over again first? And he feels helpless to protect her from a nameless stalker who’s killed before and won’t stop until he finishes the job with Laura.

As bits and pieces slowly return, Laura struggles to rediscover who she was, and if she even wants to be that same person again. All she knows is there’s something huge missing in her life now, and not just memories of the attack. She also knows it’ll take more than just pinching herself to wake up from her living nightmare and bring a killer to justice.

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

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AND...

I found out today it looks like the release date for Hope Heals will be 9/23. Woot! :)

Blurb:

Sarah’s world shatters when her husband’s killed in the wreck that injures her young son, Jason. Worse, Sarah discovers painful betrayals that make remaining in New York City with her hateful mother-in-law impossible. Moving home to Florida to live with her widowed father is their only option.

You can go home again, but it’s not the home she remembers. The hunky next door neighbors are also her new employers, cousins Sam and Pete Hope. She went to school with the men but they’re all grown up. It’s soon clear they have their sights set on winning her heart.

Unfortunately, her mother-in-law doesn’t give up quite so easily. She’s determined to get Sarah and Jason back to New York by any means necessary. Despite an escape-artist steer nicknamed Moodini, asshole ninja assassin pet goats, and learning how to love again, Sarah rebuilds her and Jason’s lives and soon discovers that, just maybe, two Hopes can heal her heart better than one.

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This is the Wednesday WIP excerpt I posted about the steer. :)

Thanks!

"Hope Heals" coming soon from Siren-BookStrand! (And gotta pimp my Hubby...)

Monday, August 5, 2013
Woot! It's a happy Monday. :) I got the email today from Siren that they've accepted my latest submission, Hope Heals (mfm, contemporary, funny LOL). No firm release date yet, just a September/October range. I'll let you know when it's assigned a release date.

For a preview, you can go to this WIP Wednesday post about it. (Not many books I get to use the phrase "killer goat posse" in them. LOL)

Don't have the blurbs ready yet, but the short version is that after the death of her husband in a auto wreck that nearly killed her young son, too, a woman has to move back home to Florida from New York. And while you can go home again, sometimes it's not the same as you remember. Like the fact that her widowed father now has livestock that have seemingly conspired to either kill her or drive her crazy. Maybe both. And her next door neighbors are the hunky Hope cousins, who she'd secretly lusted after in high school.

I'm sure you can suss the basics. :)

Now to the Hubby pimpage. (No, not like THAT.)

Hubby is also a writer. And he's going to be self-publishing his first book, writing as Jon Dalton, titled Dancing on a Tightrope. It's a mystery series centering on main character Wolf Mallory, who's retired military and now a PI living in coastal southwest Florida. Think Mickey Spillane meets Travis McGee. (And Hubby even let me borrow Wolf to be a secondary character in one of my mysteries that I'm going to self-pub, too. LOL)

I did the cover for him, and yes, expect further pimpage from me about the book once it's released. :) We're in the editing phase at this point.

And also, yes, if you're wondering about the pen name... LOL Actually, "Dalton" came from him picking it first, years ago, when he first started writing the book. I wanted a pen name that, in part, matched his. So I made up "Tymber" and used Dalton. :)

(OMG, yes, we are SOOO "that" disgusting couple who's still in love sixteen years later and does gooey sweet stuff like that. LOL)

Pttpphhpp. LOL

This book actually holds a special place in my heart. We originally met on the Novels-L critique list on the Internet Writing Workshop. I was doing crits of this book for him, and he was critting my earlier version of Red Tide. Eventually, we met in person at a writing conference and it was love at first sight. :)

Shiny New Book Cover: Pinch Me (Suncoast Society)

Tuesday, July 30, 2013
*drumroll!* I have a shiny new book cover to share! This is the cover for Pinch Me, coming 8/23 from Siren-BookStrand. It's the next in the Suncoast Society BDSM series.

Blurb:

Laura Spaulding awakes in a hospital following a vicious attack that has stolen her memories of the past. All she has to go on are the strong emotions she instinctively feels for close friends and her fiancé, Rob.

Rob Carlton is more than just Laura’s fiancé—he’s also her Master. But how can he tell her she’s his slave when he has to win her love all over again first? And he feels helpless to protect her from a nameless stalker who’s killed before and won’t stop until he finishes the job with Laura.

As bits and pieces slowly return, Laura struggles to rediscover who she was, and if she even wants to be that same person again. All she knows is there’s something huge missing in her life now, and not just memories of the attack. She also knows it’ll take more than just pinching herself to wake up from her living nightmare and bring a killer to justice.

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In this book you'll get to visit with characters from The Reluctant Dom, Safe Harbor, Cardinal's Rule, and The Denim Dom.

Available for Pre-Order: Two Geeks and Their Girl

Monday, July 22, 2013
Yay! My latest release, Two Geeks and Their Girl, is now available for pre-order from Siren-BookStrand. It officially releases on 8/2:

http://www.bookstrand.com/two-geeks-and-their-girl

Blurb:

[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Ménage a Trois Romantic Suspense, M/F/M, HEA]

Amanda “Manny” Croyle hates technology…and it hates her right back. Which is why it annoys her when she’s assigned to an undercover investigation and protective operation for two computer geeks. But it’s not like she has a life. Just a wounded heart and PTSD from her time in the Middle East.

Korbin Temple and Rhys Gilyard are resigned to the fact that Artemis—a top-secret cyber-security project—is the only “woman” in their life. Then they’re assigned an administrative assistant. They’ve learned not to trust sexy women, especially once they suss out Manny’s true identity, but there’s something sweetly haunted about her and they wouldn’t mind a chance to brighten her world.

Manny knows getting personal is a bad idea, but the two men soon win her heart. Unfortunately, unknown criminals want their hands on Artemis. Now it’s a race against time to see if Manny can unravel the mystery before time runs out for one of her men.

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

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You can find all my Siren-BookStrand releases on my author page at:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

It takes approximately 6 weeks for new releases to make it to Amazon, B&N, and other third-party retailers, but you can get files sent directly through your Kindle via the Siren-BookStrand site, and you can buy the formats for other readers from Siren-BookStrand as well.

Coming 8/7 - kitten's tale (Revised & Expanded)

Thursday, July 18, 2013
Yes, it's almost time! For those of you who couldn't get the BookStrand app and read kitten's tale, the revised and expanded version will go on sale at Siren-BookStrand on 8/7.

Blurb:

Sarah, aka kitten, has a wonderful BDSM play relationship with Ray and Oot. She knows they aren’t looking for anything other than play and friendship, and she loves being a submissive and sex toy to them. But when Ray enlists a good friend to help out with play at the club one night, she soon sees another side to Ray and discovers what a lucky kitten she is.

Ray and Oot love playing with kitten at the club and in their bed, but neither are they planning on adding her as a permanent third. Then a night at the club changes Ray’s perspective when he realizes they’re not the only one with their eyes on kitten. Now he’s about to find out that when you have a kitten by the tail, she just might steal your heart.

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Ray, Oot, and kitten also appear in Safe Harbor and in Love Slave for Two: Beginnings.

You can log into your BookStrand account and go to my author page and click the Notify Me link to get an email from Siren when my books are available for pre-order:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

WIP Wednesday: Hope Heals

Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Today's WIP Wednesday is from a story I've dubbed Hope Heals. It's a mfm contemporary. (The heroes' last name is Hope.) The set-up is that Sarah has returned with her 7-year-old son from NY to FL after the death of her husband in a car wreck that almost killed her son as well. (Said husband, it turned out, had driven them deep into debt and had mistresses, none of which Sarah knew about before his death. So he was a real shit.) This scene is between Sarah and her dad, Walt, the morning after Sarah's returned home (she arrived in the middle of the night).

This story is of the type that I call a ferociously feral plot bunny. It literally appeared in my mind the other day, almost completely written in my brain, and I'm furiously typing to get it out of my brain to shut the characters the hell up.

You'll soon see why. LOL This is unedited, so forgive any typos.

Enjoy, and let me know what you think! :)

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Sarah’s feet came to a halt all on their own as she stared out into the pasture. “Since when do you have a cow?”

“Oh, that’s Big Mac.”

“Big Mac?”

“Yeah.”

As she stared, the huge, golden brown beast realized she was looking at him and began slowly ambling her way, slobbery nose and all.

Horns over a foot long gracefully curved away from its skull on either side.

On the tip of the left one was a yellow tennis ball.

“You’re not going to…butcher him or anything, will you?” she nervously asked. She desperately didn’t want Jason to grow attached to it, and he would, just to have to break it to him that it was going in the freezer.

He let out a snort. “Hell, no. He’s old. Nearly twelve. He was your momma’s pet. I’d started out thinking we were going to fatten him up and have him butchered, but I just couldn’t do it.”

“Because he was Mom’s pet…cow?” Her mother had never mentioned having a pet cow that she could remember.

“No, because she went and named the damn thing. How am I supposed to eat something she named?”

“But…” Her brain hurt. “But she named it after a fast-food sandwich?”

“Yeah. Your mother had a really mean, twisted sense of humor sometimes. She was trying to get me to cut back on my burgers.”

She gave up trying to process that. “Okay, that’s all good, but he still has a tennis ball stuck on his horn.”

“It’s not stuck.”

Sarah blinked a few times before looking at her father. Total deadpan expression on his face.

“What?”

“I said, it’s not stuck.”

“What do you mean it’s not stuck? I’m looking right at it, Dad. It’s stuck on his horn.”

“It’s not stuck. He’s missing one. ”

More time needed to process that tidbit. “What?”

“I said, he’s missing one.”

She closed her eyes and rubbed at her temples and forehead. “Okay, Dad. Let’s start over. Why do you put tennis balls on the cow’s horns?”

“Well, just one would look silly now, wouldn’t it?”

She stared at him. “What?”

“I put two on. Matched set. He usually manages to rub one or both off after a while. I have more in the shed. I go over and buy them in bulk from a guy at the flea market. I have all different colors. Use Gorilla Glue to hold them on. Sometimes, I would put two different colors on him, just to aggravate your momma.” He sadly smiled as he reached through the fence and scratched the cow between the eyes. “So now I always make sure the colors match.”

Maybe he had Alzheimer’s and she’d somehow missed that. It had been a long time since they’d spent time together. And she was so out of it at the hospital that he could have been naked and she might not have noticed it.

“Dad. Focus. Why do you put tennis balls on the cow’s horns?”

“To keep him from poking the crap out of me or anything else. You don’t chop off a cow’s horns. It’s like ripping off your damn toe. And he’s not a cow, he’s a steer. You’re going to hurt his feelings.”

“I’ve got a hot news flash for you. If he can tolerate you sticking tennis balls on his horns for the past twelve years, then he’s got no feelings.”

“Well now, that’s just a plain mean thing to say, isn’t it?” The beast tipped his head toward her father and closed its eyes as he scratched his muzzle.

She closed her eyes and counted to ten again before opening them. “Why didn’t I see him when I was here the…last time?” She couldn’t bring herself to say “for Mom’s funeral” out loud.

“He was next door, at the Hopes’ place. They borrow him and the goats from time to time to graze.”

Goat?”

“Goats. Plural.” He’d started to walk away and she turned to follow him.

Goats, as in more than one?” She scurried behind him.

“Well, plural is how you normally refer to more than one goat, isn’t it?”

Why do you have goats?”

“To keep the pigs company. And Big Mac. He likes them. Plus they’re great for keeping the weeds down.”

He kept walking while she came to a standstill. He realized she wasn’t following him and turned. “What?”

Pigs?”

“Pigs.”

She finally started toward him again. “Anything else I need to know about?”

“Well, there’s the chickens.”

She felt like she’d stepped into a bad SNL skit. “Chickens?”

“Chickens. Didn’t you notice the fresh eggs in the fridge?”

“Well, I did notice you had a lot of eggs in the fridge.”

“I give them away, mostly. Man can only eat so many eggs.”

“Of course.”

He smiled. “You look stunned.”

“Are we eating the pigs?”

“No. Bacon and Hammy were—”

“Mom’s pets,” she finished for him.

He smiled. “Yep. We’d just got them a few weeks earlier when she…” His smile faded and he jammed his hands into his pockets. “We were going to raise a new pair every year. She wasn’t as attached to them as she was Big Mac. But I just couldn’t do it. She’d named them.”

“So why didn’t I see pigs when I was here?”

“They were out in the pen behind the barn. I don’t think you went out there.”

No, she hadn’t. “And the chickens? Not eating them, are we?”

“Oh, those are new. And no, just the eggs. I just got them about a year and a half ago.”

“I didn’t hear a rooster.”

“I kept everyone penned up last night so he wouldn’t crow and wake you and Jason this morning.”

“You’ve been busy.”

He shrugged. “They keep me company.”

They continued their walk down to the front gate. When they reached it, she looked to the north, to their neighbor’s driveway. An older woman, maybe her dad’s age, emerged from the driveway and bent down to grab her newspaper.

He held up a hand and cackled. “Mornin’, you old bitch!”

She stood up and flipped him a bird. “Good morning, you fucking old bastard!” she hollered back.

Sarah wasn’t sure, but it sounded like the woman laughed. She was too far away to tell.

Mortified, Sarah stared at her dad. “Dad! What the hell are you doing?”

He grinned and flipped his neighbor off in return. “Eggs?”

She changed her bird to the V of two fingers.

He flashed her an okay sign in return. Like obnoxious senior citizen gang signs. “Two dozen. I’ll bring ‘em over shortly,” he called.

She waved and trudged back up her driveway.

He looked at Sarah. “Oh, don’t look so shocked. She likes it.”

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:) What did you think? See why I had to get these characters written? Look for this one to come out a few months from now, once I get it finished and submitted. :)

Shiny New Book Cover: Two Geeks and Their Girl

Friday, July 5, 2013
I have a shiny new book cover to reveal! :) I just received my cover for Two Geeks and Their Girl, coming 8/2 from Siren-BookStrand.

Blurb:

(mfm, contemporary, mystery/thriller)

Amanda “Manny” Croyle hates technology…and it hates her right back. Which is why it annoys her when she’s assigned to an undercover investigation and protective operation for two computer geeks. But it’s not like she has a life. Just a wounded heart and PTSD from her time in the Middle East.

Korbin Temple and Rhys Gilyard are resigned to the fact that Artemis—a top-secret cyber-security project—is the only “woman” in their life. Then they’re assigned an administrative assistant. They’ve learned not to trust sexy women, especially once they suss out Manny’s true identity, but there’s something sweetly haunted about her and they wouldn’t mind a chance to brighten her world.

Manny knows getting personal is a bad idea, but the two men soon win her heart. Unfortunately, unknown criminals want their hands on Artemis. Now it’s a race against time to see if Manny can unravel the mystery before time runs out for one of her men.

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(Should I tease you with the fact that Rhys is the nephew of a famous novelist, and that a certain Dom's technical expertise is sought? No, it's NOT a BDSM book, he just makes a cameo appearance. LOL)

You can go to my author page at Siren-BookStrand, login to your account there, and click on the link on my author page to get an email when new books are available for pre-order:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

WIP Wednesday: Two Geeks and Their Girl

Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Technically a WIP, even though it's contracted and looks like my release date is 8/2. :) I say that because we still have to go through edits and that means it's still "in progress" LOL. This is from Two Geeks and Their Girl (mfm) and I even have blurbs for you:

Short version:

What happens when an emotionally wounded, technophobic investigator is assigned to protect two handsome computer geniuses? Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out.

Medium version:

Extreme technophobe and undercover investigator, Amanda “Manny” Croyle, unfortunately can’t refuse the assignment to protect Korbin Temple and Rhys Gilyard—and their highly classified Artemis project. As the three get to know each other, their bonds deepen. But when the bad guys strike, will Manny lose her men before she gets a chance at happiness?

Full version:

Amanda “Manny” Croyle hates technology…and it hates her right back. Which is why it annoys her when she’s assigned to an undercover investigation and protective operation for two computer geeks. But it’s not like she has a life. Just a wounded heart and PTSD from her time in the Middle East.

Korbin Temple and Rhys Gilyard are resigned to the fact that Artemis—a top-secret cyber-security project—is the only “woman” in their life. Then they’re assigned an administrative assistant. They’ve learned not to trust sexy women, especially once they suss out Manny’s true identity, but there’s something sweetly haunted about her and they wouldn’t mind a chance to brighten her world.

Manny knows getting personal is a bad idea, but the two men soon win her heart. Unfortunately, unknown criminals want their hands on Artemis. Now it’s a race against time to see if Manny can unravel the mystery before time runs out for one of her men.

Coming 8/2 from Siren-BookStrand!

(Set-up: Rhys is from England, Korbin the US. They were roommates in college and now work and live together since Rhys' last break-up. A lot of "odd" things have been happening to Rhys and Korbin lately. Including the brakes going out on Rhys' car. We're about to find out that these two geeks might be smart, but one of them definitely isn't mechanically inclined...)

(Also, this excerpt is unedited, so please excuse typos.)

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Excerpt:

Rhys kept his mouth shut during the drive to the mechanic where he’d had his car towed late yesterday. He could tell Korbin’s temper still flowed strong and fierce. When his best friend got like this, the only thing he could do was keep his mouth shut and ride out the storm until it passed.

He’d been doing it since college, so he was in expert in Korbin Temple meteorological readings.

They pulled into the parking lot. Rhys wasn’t sure Korbin would follow him into the office, but he did. The woman behind the counter asked them to wait while she told the mechanic they were there.

She returned a minute later with the mechanic, who carried a clipboard. “Let me show you what we found,” he said as he motioned for them to follow him.

He led them through to the shop to the third repair bay where his car sat, hood open.

“Your brakes went bad because of water in the system.”

Rhys frowned. “How the bloody hell did that happen?”

The man pulled the cap off a reservoir on the driver’s side of the engine compartment, up near the firewall, and dipped his finger in. Milky tan fluid coated his finger. “That’s supposed to be clear. The entire system needs to be flushed out. Also, I highly recommend doing the calipers and discs on all four wheels, as well as the master cylinder. If we don’t, I can’t guarantee the work. The seals could be shot. And I won’t know until I get into it, but we might have to replace brake hoses as well on the front wheels.”

Heat immediately filled his face. “Eh, what is that?”

“What?”

Rhys pointed to the thing the mechanic had just opened.

“This is the master cylinder. Your brake fluid is full of water. I’ve never seen anything like it.” He laughed as he screwed on the top. “Well, there was a woman once who thought it was her washer fluid reservoir. Man, did her husband chew her a new—”

“Right. How much to fix it?”

“Well, without brake hoses, you’re looking at over eight hundred.”

“Fine. Do it. Whatever it needs.” He wanted out of there.

Immediately.

“Okay.” The mechanic handed the clipboard to Rhys and a pen. “Sign there for me for the estimate that you’re okaying it.”

He hurriedly scribbled his name and practically shoved the clipboard back at him. “How long?”

“Oh, we might have it done before lunch. Definitely by the end of the day.”

“Brilliant. “We’ll be back for it then, if not tomorrow morning.”

He practically bolted through the large bay door leading outside instead of walking back through the office, and was waiting for Korbin at his car when he caught up.

“What’s wrong?” Korbin asked.

“Nothing! Just open the blasted car and let’s get to work.”

Korbin’s gaze narrowed. “What aren’t you telling me?”

“We’re going to be late for work.”

“I can stand here all day and do this.” A slow grin creased his face. “Wait a minute.” A long, loud laugh escaped him, a relief because it meant his friend’s emotional storm had finally passed.

And it upset him because he knew Korbin had figured it out.

“You thought that was the washer fluid reservoir?”

Rhys yanked at the door handle, which Korbin still hadn’t unlocked. “You’re not exactly a master mechanic, my good friend. If I recall, a female Highway Patrol officer helped change your flat last week.”

Korbin scowled. “I’d never changed a tire before.” Rhys heard the click as Korbin hit the button on his key fob to unlock the doors. “But I’m smart enough to read the labels on the caps under the hood before I do something stupid like that.”

Rhys yanked the door open and got in. “I don’t wish to discuss it.”

He let out a snort. “Yeah, I guess you don’t.”

“Well can you blame me? It’s right there by the blasted wipers. It’s logical to assume that’s where it goes!”

“Dude, don’t pick on me for a flat tire. I’ve never done something like what you did.”

“It’s my first car. You know that. I didn’t grow up with cars like you did. We didn’t need them in London. If we went on holiday, my parents hired one. You taught me how to drive in college, if you’ll recall. Perhaps I should blame you for the lack of education.”

Korbin still wore a smile as he pulled out onto the highway. “Your car came with an instruction manual. Did you ever think about reading it?”

“It’s a car. You get in it, you turn the key, and you try not to hit anyone or anything while making it go. How difficult can it be?”

“Apparently more difficult than I thought.” Korbin shook his head and laughed. “I think we can rule out someone sabotaging your car, at least.”

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Oh, here's another hint: Rhys is adopted, but has a certain famous novelist as an uncle. You might be familiar with him... *weg*

And another tidbit: A certain Dom makes a cameo appearance in this book. Manny goes to him to get a crash course in computer data centers... *weg* (No, nothing about BDSM. LOL This is a contemporary with mystery/thriller notes.)

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You can find all my Siren-BookStrand releases under all my pen names on my author page at:

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And now for something different...

Thursday, June 6, 2013
Now that I got today's spleenage vented... LOL

It looks like the release date for Two Geeks and Their Girl (mfm) is going to be August 2...my wedding anniversary. *big grin* Yes, I'm taking that as a good sign. (There are three cameos/references in there that lovers of Tony, my Love Slave for Two series, and my Good Will Ghost Hunting series will love. LOL No, it's not a paranormal or a BDSM, but I love to have "walkthroughs" in my books from other series. LOL)

August 8 is the 5th anniversary of my very first book being published, too. So it's a good month. :)

And yes, we're currently being dumped on by TS Andrea, but it's mostly a non-event for us. Just well-needed rain.

Yes, I'm working on Triple Trouble 6 to get it submitted. The second book in the Bleacke Shifters series is in edits (I'm still waffling on the title). I'm working on another BDSM wip to get it submitted, called Pinch Me, a mf with thriller/mystery elements, and the next installment of my Suncoast Society series. And the next Coffeeshop Coven series book (Sachi's story, titled Lost Bird.) I'm trying to keep the Coming Soon box updated on the main page with dates when I have them.

Oh, and Many Blessings (Coffeeshop Coven 1) is now available on Kindle. Keep an eye out for the print version coming soon.


Triple Trouble 5: "Out of Smoke and Ashes" available for pre-order.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Woot!! Siren just put up "Out of Smoke and Ashes" (Triple Trouble 5) for pre-order AND is running a special on the first two installments of my Placida Pod series, too! :)

http://www.bookstrand.com/out-of-smoke-and-ashes

Blurb:

[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Paranormal Ménage a Quatre Romance, M/F/M/M, shape-shifters, sex in shifted form, consensual BDSM between secondary M/F characters, HEA]

Elain Pardie’s wedding is interrupted when her matron of honor, Lina, goes into labor. Unfortunately, events spiral downhill from there for the Lyalls and their kin when an old foe refuses to roll over and play dead. As everyone suspected, Rodolfo Abernathy won’t give up.

What Abernathy doesn’t know is he’s become more prey than predator. Shifters with grudges of their own enter the fight with their sights set on Abernathy’s downfall.

When the fur hits the fan, it won’t be pretty.

While Elain and Lina struggle to cope with their new roles, various shifter Clans band together to fight their common enemies. Devastating heartaches are finally laid to rest as new love blossoms.

And Baba Yaga isn’t even done with them yet. Elain, Ain, Brodey, and Cail, along with their ever-growing band of friends and adopted family, must still confront those who’d gladly destroy all they love as evil and vengeance once again return from Out of Smoke and Ashes.

Note: There is no sexual relationship or touching for titillation between or among siblings.

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

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The correct order to read all of the Triple Trouble books and prequels is:



You can find all my Siren releases as Tymber Dalton, Lesli Richardson, Macy Largo, and Tessa Monroe on my Siren page at:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

Shiny New Book Cover: Triple Trouble 5

Tuesday, April 30, 2013
I have a shiny new book cover to show off! It's for Out of Smoke and Ashes (Triple Trouble 5) coming on May 24th from Siren-BookStrand! :)

Blurb:

Elain’s wedding is interrupted when her matron of honor, Lina, goes into labor. Unfortunately, events spiral downhill from there for the Lyalls and their kin when an old foe refuses to roll over and play dead. As everyone suspected, Rodolfo Abernathy won’t give up.

What Abernathy doesn’t know is he’s become more prey than predator. Shifters with grudges of their own enter the fight with their sights set on Abernathy’s downfall.

When the fur hits the fan, it won’t be pretty.

While Elain and Lina struggle to cope with their new roles, various shifter Clans band together to fight their common enemies. Devastating heartaches are finally laid to rest as new love blossoms.

And Baba Yaga isn’t even done with them yet. Elain, Ain, Brodey, and Cail, along with their ever-growing band of friends and adopted family, must still confront those who’d gladly destroy all they love as evil and vengeance once again return from Out of Smoke and Ashes.

You can get all the other books in the series from Siren-BookStrand:

  1. "Boiling Point" (Tasty Treats, Vol. 3) (Prequel)
  2. Steam (Prequel)
  3. Fire and Ice (Prequel)
  4. Trouble Comes in Threes (Triple Trouble 1)
  5. Storm Warning (Triple Trouble 2)
  6. Three Dog Night (Triple Trouble 3)
  7. Triple Dog Dare (Triple Trouble 4)
  8. Out of Smoke and Ashes (Triple Trouble 5) - Coming 5/24/13

Many Blessings (Coffeeshop Coven 1) Available for Pre-Order

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The next installment of my Coffeeshop Series, Many Blessings (Book 1) is now available for pre-order from Siren-BookStrand. (And yes, this is the book containing the accidental blowjob that I've been teasing everyone about. *grin*)

http://www.bookstrand.com/many-blessings

Blurb:

Mandaline Royce swore off love. She’s happy working for her best friend, Julie, at her New Age shop, Many Blessings. Then her life’s turned upside down by Julie’s tragic death. Julie leaves her everything, including the shop and her dog, but the gaping hole in Mandaline’s heart isn’t one she’s sure will ever heal.

Ellis Fargo and Bradley Sawyer are as close as brothers. Ellis feels his life’s mission is caring for Brad, a former veteran who suffered debilitating injuries. Brad insists their house is haunted. Ellis doesn’t believe in ghosts and thinks the trouble is Brad’s injured brain. He humors Brad by having Mandaline check the house for supernatural issues.

Ellis doesn’t understand the sudden, scorching attraction he has for Mandaline, but he can’t settle for anyone who won’t also put Brad first. Brad thinks Mandaline would be the perfect woman…for them both. Can they help each other heal and turn their various emotional wounds into Many Blessings?

While all the books are standalone and can be read independently of each other, the best reading order for the series is:

Out of the Darkness (Coffeeshop Coven prequel)
It's a Sweet Life (Coffeeshop Coven prequel)
Many Blessings (Coffeeshop Coven 1)

They're all available at my author page on Siren-BookStrand's site:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

You can go to my Siren-BookStrand author page and click on the Notify Me link to get an email from Siren when they update my page and add new books for pre-order. (It's also where you can find all my releases under my various pen names: Tymber Dalton, Lesli Richardson, Tessa Monroe, and Macy Largo.)

Shiny New Book Cover: Many Blessings (Coffeeshop Coven 1)

Thursday, April 4, 2013
Oooh, I love getting shiny new book covers in my email! :) Today I received the cover to Many Blessings (Coffeeshop Coven 1) which releases May 3rd at Siren.

I'm in LOVE with this cover!! It's gorgeous!! :)

Remember, you can go to my Siren author page and login to your account there and click the Notify Me link on the top of my author page to get an email from Siren when they upload my books for pre-order:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

The two prequels in this series are:


They're both available from Siren-BookStrand, Amazon, B&N, and others.